[AU72]

But what about the bromide of forcing coffee on a drunk to get him sobered up?

[cripplecreek]

You get a wide awake drunk.

[Mrs.Z]

You end up with a wide-awake drunk. ;^)

[dblshot]

Coffee won’t sober you up. But the time you spend drinking coffee will give your liver time to process ETOH at 1 once per hour.