I predict an upcoming Darwin Award category reserved for these elite ‘businessmen’, my first reaction was regarding options (I predict Model naming will be popular this week):
Options:
Factory made Suicide Bombs
a Dozen Cell Phone Numbers, so you can spread IEDs around before liftoff
instead of a horn, you can order “Call To Prayer” 5 times a day
a push button auto pilot that will point the car to Mecca, regardless of traffic conditions
Guaranteed no pigskin accoutrements
instead of cup holders, hooks for a dozen goatskin bladders
3rd row seating for your favorite sheep
no American “satan” parts
multiple compartments for your Kalishnakov, sword, and other beheading devices
a “wife’s bench seat” outside the passenger compartment, with no seat belt
instead of a spare tire, a camel compartment, for “emergencies”
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/071111/malaysia_islamic_cars.html?.v=1
Watch for this on your favorite news channel (Steve Colbert)
What?
No place for a plastic Mo Ham Head on the dash board?