Why don’t these nuts just leave the trees alone? Why don’t they branch out and get to the root of their problems? They may have a loud bark but not much bite. President Bush should get involved. But he may not have logged onto this story. Or he got the truncated version. Whatever, to the tree-nut, pining away up there, lifes a birch.
‘bout covers them all.
Change his nickname from Sparrow to Thumper.