[CharlesWayneCT]

They might be able to accomplish more if they weren’t spending all that time and money on a bunch of birds.

Just catch them, put them humanely to sleep, and be done with it.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Saving 400 seagulls around San Francisco Bay is like spending tens of billions of dollars to save rats in downtown New Orleans.

Oh.

Wait.

We did spend tens of billions of dollars ....