[AmericanMade1776]

The Shrill Does Vegas

[Jaxter]

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer

[IrishMike]

“that’s my final position, I swear”

[weegee]

"ME ME ME ME ME..."

[New Perspective]

[Rb ver. 2.0]

Please, someone ask her this question: “Mrs. Clinton, you’re a woman and, traditionally, women in this country wear dresses at least on occasion. You’re always wearing an old crusty pantsuit. Why aren’t you ever seen wearing a dress?”

[Mygirlsmom]

When the right hand's up it means she's lying, when the left hand's up she's not telling the truth.

Actually, she's slipping here...I've noticed that both she and the Slickster take great pains to be sure their left hands are photographed so as to show off their Cracker Jack wedding bands.

[finnigan2]

WHAT, ME WORRY?

[mockinbird]

No, my staffer did not tell Wolf Blister that if he asked an unscripted question, his chimes and dachsund would end up in a bag on the bottom of the Potomac.

[OESY]

"What won't you people believe me? I deserve your support.
I absolutely said that 'As president, I will not support driver's
licenses for undocumented people' [Garrett Morris special
translation for the hearing impaired or mentally deficient: 'ILLEGALS'].

"This is totally consistent with the positions I took during the debate
on October 30 when I was rudely Russerted and on the afternoon of
October 31. They differ only 180 degrees semantically from my positions on
the morning of October 31 and on November 7. Can't you people understand that?
I was merely having a bad day (and week), and besides it was a different audience.

"Let me make this funny book simple: I said 'It [Spitzer's plan to award
driver's licenses to illegals] makes a lot of sense.' I also said, 'As president,
I would never do that.' Ergo, my plans will never make sense. See, simple."

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