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DISCLAIMER:
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Discontinue use if irritation develops. Keep your hands back away from the cage. For external use only. Void where prohibited by law. Some assembly required. Contents under pressure. Do not use if seal is broken. Modified from its original version, formatted to fit your screen. All tour information subject to change until the day after the show. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Keep out of reach of children. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. You must be this tall - to ride. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not operate a motor vehicle or heavy equipment after use. Please forward to new address. Batteries not included. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. If condition persists, consult your physician. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Floss daily. Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear-don’t get too excited. Some equipment shown is optional. The check is in the mail. May be harmful is swallowed. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Lather, rinse, repeat. Results may vary. One size fits all. Subject to change without notice. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. No trespassing. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Do not remove tag under penalty of law. You have the right to remain silent. Postage will be paid by addressee. Drink responsibly. Contents of container may be extremely hot. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Edited for television. Post office will not deliver without postage. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Test in inconspicuous area before using. Do not write below this line. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Do not stand on top rung. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Refrigerate after opening. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Use only in a well ventilated area. Falling rock. Keep away from fire or flames. Wash exposed skin after use. Price does not include taxes. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Let stand 2-3 minutes before serving. No solicitors. Call toll free number before digging. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Driver does not carry cash. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. This end up. Open other end. This page left intentionally blank. Management reserves the right to add to this list at anytime.
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