No! Not the gay beam!
Well lets invent a "Pork" beam for the Middle East then. A herd of trained porkers on leashes, trained to sniff out explosives , for example, Turn a herd loose near a mosque! Oh no...sorry....forgot, we don't want to offend the Muslim locals with heat ( torture) , gay beams ( they have to bend over to pray and need to feel safe from posterier assault), and pork beams ( offends local purity taboo.)
Well , looks like we will just have to SHOOT them all.
Back to square one, shoot first and ask questions later.
Blackwater has it right then.