Posted on 11/18/2007 5:47:32 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Here's the ULTIMATE irony. The socialist larda$$ Michael Moore undoubtedly supports the socialized medical system in New Zealand, yet HE would be denied immigration entry due to his extreme obsesity.
Liberalism and socialism always lead to unintended and/or unforeseen consequences.
What is that hanging down between her legs? Her brain?
Original news report...
“British woman banned from entering New Zealand because she is too fat”
Please, please tell me that’s been photoshopped.
I think it’s a real pic.
I haven’t photoshopped it.
TOO FAT POLKA (I DON’T WANT HER, YOU CAN HAVE HER, SHE’S TOO FAT FOR ME)
(Ross MacLean / Arthur Richardson)
Arthur Godfrey - 1947
Andrews Sisters - 1947
Frankie Yankovic & His Yanks - 1968
Mighty Tubadours - 1991
Also recorded by: Bobby Vinton; James Last Orch;
Stan Wolowic & The Polka Chips; Whoopee John;
Harry Zimmerman Big Band; Drew Carey.
Here’s a silly ditty,
You can sing it right away
Now, here is what you say
So sing it while you may
Here’s a silly jingle,
You can sing it night or noon
Here’s the words, that’s all you need
‘Cause I just sang the tune:
Oh, I don’t want her, you can have her
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
I don’t want her, you can have her,
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat
She’s too fat
She’s too fat for me
I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I’m dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
I don’t want her, you can have her
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
I don’t want her, you can have her
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat
She’s too fat
She’s too fat for me
Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in your coupe?
By herself she’s a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon your knee?
No, no, no
We don’t want her, you can have her
She’s too fat for me
And she’s too fat for me
But she’s just right for me
We don’t want her, you can have her
She’s too fat for me
Yeah, she’s too fat,
Much too fat
But she’s just right for me
She’s so charming
And she’s so winning
But it’s alarming
When she goes in swimming
We don’t want her, you can have her
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
But she’s just right for me
So I sure want her, you can’t have her
She’s just right for me
But she’s too fat!
She’s not too fat!
She’s just right for me!
She’s a twosome,
She’s a foursome
If she’d lose some
I would like her more some
I don’t want her, you can have her
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat for me
I don’t want her you can have her
She’s too fat for me
She’s too fat
Much too fat
She’s too fat for me
Hey!
This one is bizarre.
ping
Posted yesterday.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1927165/posts
I’ve got a touch of Dunlap disease myself but I hope somebody will shoot me if I ever look anything like that.
I live in a city where that would be considered “slender.”
No, I think that’s really her belly button down at her ankles! LOL! Too busy thinking about her next meal than questioning the anti-Bush left-wing propaganda.
Where was that picture taken, I swear I believe I have seen that woman in the grocery stores right here where I live! I am serious!
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