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Hollywood takes action hero Jesus to India
The Guardian ^ | 19 Nov 2007 | Randeep Ramesh

Posted on 11/18/2007 6:58:14 PM PST by BGHater

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21 posted on 11/18/2007 8:29:57 PM PST by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: JRios1968

Damn, that is funny. I was laughing aloud. I like Bollywood movies...and parodies thereof.


22 posted on 11/18/2007 8:39:33 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: BGHater

so who is financing this movie?


23 posted on 11/18/2007 8:40:25 PM PST by wardaddy (This country is being destroyed by folks who could have never created it.)
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To: BGHater

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well let’s use the words of Jesus himself and Matthew Mark Luke and John to see if this is feasable...

Jesus never started His earthly ministry of teaching, preaching,healing, casting out devils and miracles until he had received the power of the Holy Spirit at age 30... Matt 3:13-17 Mark 1:9-11 Luke 3:21,22 4:1 John 1:29-34

He told his disiples to tarry in Jerusalem until they received the power from on High, the Holy Spirit...120 were filled with the Holy Spirit on Pentecost.. Acts 1:4-8 Acts 2:1-47

“From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say “Repent, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand” Matt 4:17

Luke 4:14-22

Jesus was not taught by men. The words that Jesus spoke to His disiples came from God the Father not man John 12:44-50 John 17:8

Jesus never went to India, but if He had He would have preached the gospel telling the people there to repent and be saved...and that He alone was “the way, the truth and the life...no man comes to the Father, (God) but by Me”...John 14:6 John 3:3-21 John 10:1-18

He told His disiples to go into all the world and preach the Gospel Matt 28:18-20 Mark 16:15-20


24 posted on 11/18/2007 8:42:45 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: BGHater
This has been the teaching of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the founder of Transcendental Meditation for long.
25 posted on 11/18/2007 9:20:44 PM PST by paudio
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To: BGHater

Is this the lost gospel where Jesus helps Mogli defeat Sher Khan?


26 posted on 11/18/2007 9:24:33 PM PST by LukeL
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To: BGHater

I have the book.

The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ
The Philosophic and Practical Basis of the
Religion of the Aquarian Age of the World

Transcribed from the Akashic Records by LEVI

Copyright 1907 by Eva S. Dowling and Leo W. Dowling
Reset 1964. Copyright 1964 by Leo W. Dowling

Chapter 53 describes how Jesus, as a man in his twenties, was taken to the Hall of Harmony in Egypt, where he fell in love with a beautiful woman.

“Among the instruments of music was a harpsichord, and Jesus sat in a thoughtful mood inspecting it, when, quietly, a maiden of entrancing beauty came into the hall. She did not seem to notice Jesus as he sat and mused, so busy with his thoughts. She found her place beside the harpsichord; she touched the chords most gently, and she sang the songs of Israel. And Jesus was entranced; such beauty he had never seen; such music he had never heard.”

And so, he fell in love with her.

After 14 verses in which he struggled with his desire to abandon his mission and stay with her, Jesus finally said, “Although my heart shall break, I will not fail in this my hardest task; I will be victor over carnal love.” And he sent her away.

Unfortunately for the credibility of this book, the harpsichord wasn’t invented until the 1300’s.


27 posted on 11/18/2007 10:06:06 PM PST by zot
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To: BGHater
Casting for suitable Bollywood and Hollywood actors has begun

Will it be Ben Affleck? (GIANT HURL).

28 posted on 11/18/2007 10:12:54 PM PST by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Lijahsbubbe

Adrimal Penn perhaps?/ ducking


29 posted on 11/18/2007 10:57:17 PM PST by Cheapskate ( Celebrate Sept.8 as Pajamatag , the day the pajamahadeem busted Dan Rather!!)
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To: BGHater

will he be a practicing Buddhist and do yoga? . . . lol of course.


30 posted on 11/18/2007 11:40:42 PM PST by GOP Poet
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To: Tanniker Smith

I wonder if they will have a scene with God calling him Grasshopper? :-)


31 posted on 11/18/2007 11:42:33 PM PST by GOP Poet
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To: Grizzled Bear
Kung Fu Christ? No thanks!

Well,then, how about Jesus Christ as a vampire hunter? Here's a link to the cinematic triumph

32 posted on 11/19/2007 5:33:44 AM PST by Verloona Ti
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To: Army Air Corps; JRios1968

Its not bollywoood. The language is not Hindi.


33 posted on 11/19/2007 5:33:32 PM PST by Gengis Khan
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To: Gengis Khan

Okay, fair enough. So, what is it?


34 posted on 11/19/2007 5:42:33 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps
The language is South Indian. And I dont understand South Indian......only north Indian.
35 posted on 11/19/2007 5:50:29 PM PST by Gengis Khan
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To: Gengis Khan

Are there any words in common between the two?


36 posted on 11/19/2007 7:36:25 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

The South Indian languages may have some words from Sanskrit but otherwise on the whole its as good as Greek or Latin for me.


37 posted on 11/19/2007 8:17:36 PM PST by Gengis Khan
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To: Gengis Khan

I recall from my linguistics classes that India was home to scores of languages and that each one had its own regional variations.


38 posted on 11/19/2007 8:55:22 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: BGHater

“living in Buddhist monasteries and speaking out against the iniquities of the country’s caste system.”

LOL, of course.


39 posted on 11/19/2007 11:54:29 PM PST by sagar
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