[LIConFem]

Better yet, let them fly Belkan Airways.

Passenger: What kind of plane is it?

Airline employee: It's a modified 727.

Passenger: Modified?

Airline employee: Yes, it was just painted. You can hardly tell where the old wing ends and the new one begins.

end obscure Odd Couple reference

[Army Air Corps]

Reminds me of flying on a Vietnam Airlines A320. I looked out the window and noticed that the silver paint on the wing did not completely obscure the name of the previous owner - Alitalia.

[Lexinom]

Har har har har! Reminds me of that Gary Larson cartoon: the passenger reaches below for something and accidentally flips a switch hidden on the side of his seat from “wings stay on” to “wings fall off”.