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To: RightWhale

(clip clop)

(Rusty snorting)

KRAMER: Y’aah!

(clip clop)

(Rusty farts)

MRS. ROSS: (sniffing) What is that?

MR. ROSS: I think it’s the horse.

MRS. ROSS: Oh, God.

KRAMER: Hey, how’s everything? You..you need anything?

MRS. ROSS: This is - this is...horrible.

MR. ROSS: Excuse me,...what do you feed this animal?

KRAMER: Oh, you know, oats and hay. You know, they like that stuff.

MRS. ROSS: I can’t take this. Let me out of this thing!

MR. ROSS: Turn this thing around. We’ve had it. We can’t breathe back here! And hurry it up!

KRAMER: Rusty! Rusty!

GEORGE: (whistling)

(clip clopping beginning in distance and growing discernibly louder)

KRAMER: Whoa!

GEORGE: Wha - what happened? What are you doing back so soon?

MR. ROSS: Ask Rusty.

KRAMER: I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Ross. One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function.

MRS. ROSS: Thanks for nothing! Come on, George. Let’s go upstairs.

GEORGE: What the hell happened?

KRAMER: The horse is gassy. Must have been the Beef-A-Reeno.

GEORGE: Beef-A-Reeno? You fed the horse Beef-A-Reeno?!

KRAMER: Well, I overbought!


13 posted on 11/21/2007 2:14:18 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
clip clop clip clop bang bang bang clip clop clip clop...

Drive-by shooting in Amish town.

20 posted on 11/21/2007 3:20:17 PM PST by ME-262 (Nancy Pelosi is known to the state of CA to render Viagra ineffective causing reproductive harm.)
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