[Jeff Chandler]

I am what I am.

[Phsstpok]

Ooooo, you misspelled that, bigtime!

I yam what I yam.

Never pass up the obvious cheap pun (though you didn’t really, but you didn’t make it obvious enough for the slow amongst us). It is the hallmark of American and therefore net humor!

Other than that, nicely put. ;^>