Here, try a bottle of Anchor Steam beer instead. Definitely a lot better! 
I’m actually drinking a Mich AmberBock as I type. It’s got a fancy bottle and the right words on an ‘old-timey’ label, but it ain’t the product it’s meant to steal market share from.
Too bad, A-B, you lost this consumer a long time ago.
P.S. I was forcibly given this...this...beer.
Here, try a bottle of Anchor Steam beer instead. Definitely a lot better!