[mad puppy]

Clearly we need to get these people a special drivers license and give them free tuition and health care. Then they will love us.

[Eighth Square]

We could do that and it might help, but in addition perhaps we should relocate our bases out of the way of these nomadic tourists. I’m thinking in terms of their civil rights and the offensive nature of these military bases located on our soil, blatantly oppressive symbols of our brutally and arrogance! Why the humanity of it all! Maybe the ACLU could assist us with a proper approach to this ongoing problem. Borders indeed! I’m ready for a group hug and a cry-in.