Couric: There have been many rumors lately that you are a lesbian. You have short butch hair, you always wear a manly pant suit, and you are never far from a beautiful woman. While you were tongueing me in the green room before we on you denied these vicious rumors! Do you still deny them even though you're unbuttoning my blouse on national television?
Hitlery: I'm am both for and against giving licenses to illegal immigrants unless they're female, lebian and very hot!
That post is a lifetime's worth of nightmare fuel.