[ElkGroveDan]

They really need to start with sharp objects like pointed sticks, then work their way up to more dangerous items like 16-ton weights. After that they can worry about things like salt and loganberries.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

I say the start with asparagus, that stuff is just plain evil and dangerous. Then maybe go after French style string beans...

[4yearlurker]

And eating the banana,thus disarming the perpetrator.