LOL. No, bhfred. But you may receive your Purple Heart, post-humously. You obviously failed your basic medical training. You need a tourniquet first.
Well, I didn’t quite mean that I would be thinking about going to the potty during the firefight, a little later maybe. And I would be happy to accept a P.H. post-humorously (after all the laughter had died down). And a tourniquet is where you whip off your belt and strangle the bastards when you run out of bullets, right?
Ya, but supposing you have only one tourniquet.....;~)