Going back, I think Gerald Ford's press secretary left two things for Carter's incoming Jody Powell - the bullet proof vest and an article in the WaPo, titled "Poor Jody Powell".
When Powell had to exit, he also left Reagan's guy the vest and an article, "Poor [name forgotten]".
Penn ought to do a little bit historical digging before he gets what he asks for.
In the mean time, I suggest he look for sales on that pumice soap to stock up on, since he's going to be scrubbing off the Clinton sleaze each night.