Ward had been sentenced to a MIDNIGHT show, and....early Sat mornings, or something...?
He hates God sooooooo much...!!
I seriously am delighted for this story.
Even before this story, his physique is so off-putting that even non-violent people with a shred of self-respect palpably itch to pop this slob in the face.
After THIS story, he'll have so many shivs in him by the end of lunch, he'll look like a porquipine....!
It is possible that Bernie was the one who pee'd in Mikes hat at the station.