[Cedric]

The DBM made sure Thompson’s decent was swift and precipitous. Gee, I wonder why?

[E. Cartman]

I've figured out why Iowans love Huckabee: He's for illegal immigration, something that ensures lots of cheap, plentiful labor for all the Iowa agribusinesses.

Like New Hampshire, Iowa is so overrated. Before the internet, when the MSM was the only game in town, a candidate's performance in either of these two states could make or break him, but not, I think, any more. Before everyone loses sleep over the possibility of Deputy Dawg becoming the GOP candidate, he should stop and remember that.