[Don Corleone]

First, a homeless child rape suspect turned violent in a Seminole County courtroom.

First, I thought he was talking about a homeless child who was a rape suspect.

Then, I thought he was talking about a person suspected of raping homeless children.

Then, on the third parse, I got what this idiot reporter was trying to say:

the suspect, a homeless man, accused of raping a child, ...

Amazing! The idiot newsperson/proofreader who wrote this probably got nothing but "A's" all the way through public school too.

[Graybeard58]

See #19.

[Leisler]

There is only so much talent to go around. Newspapers have to compete with McDonalds, canning. The really bright ones in the labor pool usually go into disability farming industries.

[dbacks]

[Amazing! The idiot newsperson/proofreader who wrote this probably got nothing but “A’s” all the way through public school too.]

And “J” skool two.