From this day on, the official language of Venezuela will be Swedish. [Crowd begins to murmur] Silence!
In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.
Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old
Good thing I searched for this. I just saw this on TV.
Next, Hugo plans to implement the 'Decibet.'