Okay, so if Fidel and Janet are Elian’s fathers, then who is his mother . . . on second thought I’m not sure I want to know.
Well, maybe Fidel is light in the loafers and Janet is heavy in the loafers, and, uhhh. Necking in the back seat of a fifty Ford at a Havana drive in (if there is such a thing)... Too much imagery, too much info...
I think I will go outside and sit in a snowdrift until my head reboots.