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Park Service said volunteer hunters, who will become authorized agents of the park, will be allowed to help thin the herd with rifles...
Starting this winter, researchers will also give a contraceptive to about 60 elk to study the option of elk birth control.
The 20-year cost estimate for the program has dropped from $16 million down to $6 million.
For the elk that are killed, the plan is to save the meat.
"To the degree possible, it is our intent and desire to distribute the meat to eligible recipients."

That's it! We're officially insane.

This is like reading Pravda... rather than simply issuing hunting licenses for profit, we're going to have "volunteers" shoot the animals and "distribute" the meat to "eligible" recipients. To top it off, instead of having a reliable income and worthwhile annual event, we're going to administer contraceptives to the animals! Should be able to keep the costs down to the upper 7-figures...

I couldn't write satire of liberal-speak this good!