My standards for adorable and sexy must be extremely high. Al's not even ordinary. He's a fat, pasty slob.
My standards for adorable and sexy must be extremely high. Al's not even ordinary. He's a fat, pasty slob.
He looks like ... if you punched him in the face, your fist would just sink in, without meeting any real resistance ... like a balloon full of oatmeal.
He's not a man. He's an amoeba.