[lapster]

Thank you so much for that graphic. Here is the greeting I am sending out to all of my friends who have the misfortune of living in communities where, like mine, Christmas is no longer tolerated:

HERE’S WISHING YOU AND YOURS A TRULY HAPPY FESTIVUS
AND MAY YOU HAVE UNPARALLELED SUCCESS
IN THE TRADITIONAL FEATS OF STRENGTH

[YOUR GRAPHIC GOES HERE. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO
INSERT IT IN A POST]

Festivus ... for the Rest of Us!

[Larry Lucido]

And don't forget to donate to the Human Fund (c/o my address)! A large donation will be earmarked for Krakatoan relief.

Festivus ping list. If you want to get off, you have to first pin me down, er, something like that.