[Travis McGee]

City Manager to SWAT Commander, Last Year's Annual Budget Meeting:

"Captain Mike, I see we spent 2 million dollars on SWAT last year. How many times was SWAT actually called out?"

>>"Um, 47 times, actually."

"Geez, that seems like a lot of money for just 47 call outs. We're going to have to review this expenditure."

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City Manager to SWAT Commander, This Year's Annual Budget Meeting:

"Captain Mike, I see we spent 2.5 million dollars on SWAT last year. How many times was SWAT actually called out?"

>>"There were 427 emergency SWAT call outs this year!"

"Great work Captain Mike!"

(Nothing gets a cat out of a tree like a $5,000 SWAT sniper rifle.)

[Squantos]

If GM or McDonald’s or Walmart made this many mistakes they’d be sued back to the ice age !

Unacceptable record and risks for current SWAT SOP & ROE at all levels of goobermint.

The SWAT teams are in most cases as bad as the criminals they seek to swoop up.

But we know this already.......

[CodeToad]

“(Nothing gets a cat out of a tree like a $5,000 SWAT sniper rifle.)”

ROTFLMAO!!!

“MY kitty is in the twee!”

“Stand back, ma’am, we’ll get it.”