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To: girlangler

My little town of 2500 has a twelve man SWAT team and also a tank.


76 posted on 12/17/2007 10:26:57 AM PST by the gillman@blacklagoon.com (And close the damned borders!)
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To: the gillman@blacklagoon.com
My little town of 2500 has a twelve man SWAT...

Gillman, I am green with envy.

My town of 2500 did however, just get a super cool Dodge Police Cruiser and one of our officers has a Beretta 9MM automatic with 13-round capacity. I do think he would radiate more authority with one of those black kevlar holsters, though, dark goggles, and a flat-black kevlar helmet.

But with that 9mm, we are worried that he might not have sufficient stopping power to put down an angry moose. Now, if we had our very own SWAT tank and SWAT team, those lawless critters would think twice about charging cars and trucks out on the highway!

Our police budget is tapped, but the Public Library could be the first in the nation to have a SWAT ... waddaya think? Breaking down doors in the dark of night to reclaim overdue library books? Sure a couple of little old ladies might get capped, but we sure could put an end to that problem and increase respect for law and order around here.

88 posted on 12/17/2007 11:45:37 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (Round up the Dark Horses, boys. This herd of contenders ain't makin' it.)
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To: the gillman@blacklagoon.com

“My little town of 2500 has a twelve man SWAT team and also a tank.”

My town has 3000 people and a tank, but no SWAT team. We got some catchin’ up to do!


91 posted on 12/17/2007 12:41:40 PM PST by live+let_live
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