For the man who has everything.
Explore other countries
BE INFORMED: Look into having surgery outside the U.S. In some countries, such as Thailand and India, U.S.-trained physicians provide safe services for less.
BUT: Research these options thoroughly by checking credentials and getting referrals.
“Oh boy! $50 gift card towards a new liver! Thanks Mom...”
I hit the link just to be sure. LOVE how they used “X-Mas” instead of spelling out “Christmas.”
Oh, the horror! The horror! Jerks.
MOTHER: By the way, I saw a wonderful idea for Christmas presents at the chemists. Gift tokens. Medical gift tokens.
MRS TERRAIN: Oh, that sounds marvellous.
MOTHER: Yes, they're good at any doctor's and at many of the major hospitals -- and they're accepted for gynecological complications including Caesarian section.
Gee thanks, a rectal exam for Christmas. Honey, you are the best!
I kinda like it, actually - I could help my less-fiscally-responsible relatives out a bit financially while making sure the money went for something they actually needed.
My Christmas present from all my family this year is Lasik.