[Bluegrass Conservative]

I’m a welfare recipient trapped in a working man’s body. I go to work because I am discriminated against. I am being persecuted and forced to live a charade. I deserve free stuff and shouldn’t have to file a tax statement every year.

I hear there is a support group for your kind . . .

[PLMerite]

Put some spike heels on the rear legs of that donkey and it’d be perfect.