HANOI JANE FONDA IS 70 YEARS OLD TODAY (Challenge to Creative Freepers)

Vanity | December 21, 2007

[Cicero]

She should have stuck to making movies.

[Leisler]

Where is she now, and how can we get a Israeli D-9 Army bulldozer to her? (With experienced Israeli driver.)

[newzjunkey]

At 70 we can rest assured most of her days harming America are behind us.

[Lurking in Kansas]

There once was traitor named Jane.
About her country she did complain.
Our enemy she did admire,
She said we were in a quagmire.
But our country and it’s heroes of her we did disdain.

[billorites]

"Gee, you didn't include Erin Esurance?"

Well, among contemporary cartoons she's one of the hottest. That one piece leather thing drives me crazy.

Still, she ain't no Betty Rubble!

[Lurking in Kansas]

Traitor Jane, now an old hag,
Her ex husband she did nag.
Ol’ Ted gave her a boot.
Away she did scoot.
Now her face, at 70, needs a bag.

[bannie]

You need one more shot...right between her damned eyes.

This woman slithers with clintons under the scum, at the bottom of the traitors’ cess pool.

[bannie]

You need one more shot...right between her damned eyes.

This woman slithers with clintons under the scum, at the bottom of the traitors’ cess pool.

[OldSmaj]

Therefore, I challenge all Freepers to make your sediments known, either in words or in art.

Well, sediments occur in cesspools, also, right?

Sediments, sentiments...the only thing I can come up with is:

Jane Fonda - Bitch.

I have had nothing but utmost revulsion and disgust for this traitorous liberal POS for nearly 40 years.

As of this day, I give it up.

She ain't worth it anymore.

Dried up old bag, got nothing going for herself, makes crap movies, hates herself, closeted lesbian, frigid woman, failed marriages, most of the male population over 50 hates her guts, the ones under fifty can't see the attraction, her apologies were rejected...etc.

To hell with her.

Karma got her.

Good on ya, karma.

[Parley Baer]

She still has not grown up.

[Lurking in Kansas]

The b*tch once was B movie tease.
Her boobs the young actors did squeeze.
Now 70 years old she has got.
But still she acts in B movies with no plots.
And still, to patriotic Americans, she is a disease.

[Clintonfatigued]

“I have had nothing but utmost revulsion and disgust for this traitorous liberal POS for nearly 40 years.”

Still, you might enjoy her long-ago movie “Barbarella,” which has been an embarrassment to her for decades.

[Issaquahking]

Giving aid and comfort to the enemy!

Actress and activist Jane Fonda attends an anti-Vietnam War rally at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania. John Kerry can be seen directly in the background. 1970 Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, USA. Leif Skoogfors (CORBIS)


We are here to make sure no one forgets who the bitch is.

Giving aid and comfort to the enemy!

Actress and activist Jane Fonda attends an anti-Vietnam War rally at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania. John Kerry can be seen directly in the background. 1970 Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, USA. Leif Skoogfors (CORBIS)


We are here to make sure no one forgets who the bitch is.

[bobby.223]

“sediments”? ha, funny catch! but she is worse than dirt.

[Lurking in Kansas]

Hanoi Jane was she called.
Onto a gun mount she did crawl.
Her picture the enemy did take,
Showing that brave heroes she did forsake.
And forever to America’s vets she was known as a dirt ball.

[freema]

[Past Your Eyes]

Don’t tell me Judy Jetson has gone over to the dark side, too.
Cat Ballou. Her only saving grace.

[jazusamo]

This is for Hanoi Jane on her 70th.

[ConorMacNessa]

Where can I get some of those urinal stickers, friend?

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Now I want her in the next Howie Carr Death Pool.