What do you have against sliced reindeer? Taste a lot like chicken.
Gen Petraeus is the one, no doubt about that Time, probably won’t make it much longer, the doctors around here are already dropping it.
I dunno, I just got to “the worst thing since sliced...” and i blanked, reindeer popped into my head. Reindeer sausage is awesome, I just couldn’t think of anything more random ( Christmas and Santa and all that).
I think “sliced reindeer” would be pretty good.