From Jerry Seinfeld:
“The way you want to set up airport security is to have the short heavy set woman at the front with the skin tight uniform. That’s your first line of defense.”
http://www.thebig.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=476c56d19d827bcf8db5
If the terrorists want fitted hats, they get fitted hats! Oh, and run around the airport and shut all the windows.