[Past Your Eyes]

Hey, I happen to like the designated hitter rule. Maybe you enjoy the end of a great rally because the pitcher is coming up and will either flail girlishly at a few pitches or just watch them go by with the ump calls him out. I’d rather see some offense.

[Jeffrey_D.]

Tooo funny.....I love it !

[ConservativeMind]

Sierra Vista ping to you!

(To others: Sierra Vista is a large Arizona town not far from the border of Mexico. The mall where this lady works was a small collection of stores, at best. Nice place.]

[C210N]

Great comparison!

My only "beef" is with Sushi.

There are liberal connoisseurs of sushi eating. They eat a few of this or that at a sushi bar and spend mucho dollero.

Then, there are conservative sushi eaters. They make large quantities of sushi on their own and eat to excess, and for cheap.

[Enterprise]

"Liberals produce little or nothing."

They produce copious amounts of hot air and manure.

[GloriaJane]

Sounds about right! LOL!

[Sgt_Schultze]

Thanks for your post. It is true indeed that the discovery of fermented beverage was a life-extending event. Without the natural sterilizing effect of the alcohol, many would die from contaminated drinking water. Thank God for His foresight in giving us a great excuse for consuming some of His greatest inventions.

And it doesn't hurt that it serves to lower the inhibitions of his more delicate of the species so as to fulfill His directive to be fruitful and multiply.

[domenad]

Of course this means that conservatives are having sex with the descendents of liberal men. No thank YOU.

[ghostrider]

bump

[End Times Sentinel]

Excellent post, thanks for sharing!

I will take exception with Conservatives drinking Sam Adams though. Since Jim Koch sponsored that “HILARIOUS” Opie and Anthony contest that resulted in two buffoons having sex in St. Patrick’s Cathedral on a Holy Day of Obligation no less, I wouldn’t pour Sam Adams over my head if I were on fire.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/opieanthony1.html

Rot in hell Jim Koch.

[DManA]

Just sent it off to one conservative and one liberal.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

[MrPiper]

LOL,, sent this to my brother the liberal. (loving family)

[reg45]

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

or to get the beer to the man.

[Manic_Episode]

lol, that was great.

Now look at all the *liberals*(wink) crying foul.

[sinanju]

Does P.J. O’Rourke have a married sister?

We may have found her.

[Fiji Hill]

Another brew for conservatives:

[Matchett-PI]

"Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men or wussies"

You called?

[Windcatcher]

"Conservatives drink Sam Adams, Harpoon IPA or Yuengling Lager."

She forgot Guinness...