People flying on airplanes should do so in the nude, with no carry-on anything, and should be duct-taped to their seats the entire flight: that would ensure safety, equality and expedited travel. Besides, who knows, you might get to sit next to a really hot babe.
But what if I'm a really hot babe?
Oh, wait... nope. Just checked, I'm not. So okay, I'll sit next to the really hot babe.
Anyway, it depends on the duct tape. Applied properly it could be okay, but improperly, it could be trouble on removal...