[y6162]

Sounds like a magic bullet....

Check the grassy knoll.

[steveo]

According to your story, Hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and the forth rib. The spit then came off the rib, made a right turn, hitting Newman in the right wrist... causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses -- in mid-air, mind you -- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie.

I find the Paki explanation just as absurd as the Seinfeld scenario.

[Publius]

She was killed by her security detail. (As was a certain president.)

[petitfour]

Well, Arlen was in town to meet her yesterday.