“What happens if you are stone cold sober? Do you have any recourse?”
Last year I was arrested for DUI. I had not had anything to drink. I failed the field sobriety test, according to the asshole cops. They towed my car. They arrested me. At the police station they finally got around to having me blow into their fancy breathalizer. The asshole cops were shocked - I blew .000. This was a Friday night...about 2:30 Saturday morning, actually. They told me I could not get my car back until Monday, and talked about towing/storage charges. I demanded it back, got it Saturday morning, and paid no charges. I should have sued their sorry asses. Before I left the station, they got all apologetic, because they knew I might just do that.
You should have sued.
The assholes.
You couldn’t say the alphabet backwords?