You know, until tonight
my campaign was prepared to show a TV ad here in Iowa
revealing Governor Huckabee to be the syphillitic Arkansan rube
and hideous man-pig that other people say he is.
But I forbid them from broadcasting it because I was appalled.
I was shocked even, embarrassed and disgusted...
Here, have a look, if you dare, and tell me whether I made the right decision...