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To: dayglored

Hey, I wonder how some of this stuff would look on ME?

Lingerie Christmas Song

17 posted on 01/01/2008 9:54:12 AM PST by Screaming_Gerbil (Let's Roll...)
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To: Screaming_Gerbil

> Hey, I wonder how some of this stuff would look on ME?

AARRGGGH! MY EYES!

Lacy things, the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask, her permission
I’m wearin’ her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear

In the store, there’s a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa Man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear

Lacy things- missin’
Didn’t ask- permission
Wearin’ her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear


22 posted on 01/01/2008 10:03:08 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Screaming_Gerbil
Hey, I wonder how some of this stuff would look on ME?

All you need is Photoshop. Go for it!

34 posted on 01/01/2008 11:09:14 AM PST by shiva
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To: Screaming_Gerbil
I did it wrong


35 posted on 01/01/2008 11:09:48 AM PST by Liberty2007 (I AM AWESOME , The best thing on Talk radio----Michael Savage)
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To: Screaming_Gerbil

Damn. I can’t wait to see what she looks like after a few kids and when her metabolism changes. It’s just not fair. I hate her, I really do.


40 posted on 01/01/2008 11:32:51 AM PST by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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