This reminds me of my take on “Brokeback Mountain”...which was, “Why would two male shepherds have sex with each other when the job comes with a built-in harem?”
But they were Gay Shepard s. Not interested in the ewes. Try that sort of thing with a ram, and he'll show you why they call 'em rams. As in he'll ram your head right into cranial rectal inversion, the hard way, from the top.