BUSH’S FAULT!!!
You guys are getting slow.
MARTIAN WOMEN AND MINORITIES HARDEST HIT!!!
Real slow.
How about a headline like “Mars turns Red over Asteroid; Moscow is happy.”
Do you know what Martian parents tell their children when they misbehave? “Don’t make an asteroid out of yourself.”
I know these are bad but what do you want so early in the year?
Comets rule!