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Scrapplface has a good rendition of Huck and Obama’s speeches last night!

(2008-01-04) — Iowa presidential caucus winners Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama today announced at a joint news conference in New Hampshire that “the partisan divisiveness which has torn our land is dead.”

The new Democrat and Republican frontrunners have decided to unite their two campaigns under one banner to “overthrow the military-industrial complex, crush greedy corporate fat cats and end the politics of personal destruction.”

“I could no more run against my Christian brother Barack than I could run a negative TV ad about Mitt RomneyMitt-Romney-MBA Sep-07 ,” said the former Arkansas governor. “Together we’ll unite this polarized nation — together in perfect harmony.”

A spokesman for the new HuckObama 2008 campaign said, “Each of these men has tapped a primal desire among the electorate to look past the issues that divide us and to unite on common ground — like our faith in the power of the federal government to improve people’s lives, and our rage against corporate CEOs whose greed denies the rest of us our God-given right to be as wealthy as they are.”