He's a semi-quasi-crypto conservative.
Late at night, when there's no one else is at home...
He dresses up in women's clothing as Jeanne Kirkpatrick and parades in front of the mirror.
It's uncanny really. Check it out.
But, please don't touch the hair.
He's got my vote tomorrow. I loved Reagan and I loved Kirkpatrick.
Romney's the first cross-dressing Mormon, drag queen, conservative Republican candidate. Sure it could be an issue at the convention on the first ballot perhaps, but we'll see.
Talk about inclusive!
Gotta love the pouty lips...