Gotta wonder what subjects the curriculum includes....
101: Effective Gay Bar Pickup Lines, or, “Excuse me, May I push in your stool?”
102: Effective Soap-Drop Targeting Techniques for the Shower
103: Introduction to Suppressing the Gag Reflex
104: The Red-Light Shower Poetry Hour
etc...
HOMO105: Foot tapping codes and perfecting your “wide stance”