[SIDENET]

The 22-year-old driver told police he was heading home from a Pontiac bar and thought he was in the parking lot of Mott High School.

It would be funny if this genius got drunk and showed up for his court appearance at the high school.

[The Brush]

When I was in high school we used to do “donuts” in the parking lot on snowy days... of course I was 16 at the time and I wasn’t drunk that early in the morning