[Calvin Locke]

An idea for the “Monkey Business Channel”: A talk radio host drives himself to a fatal spiral of destruction from having to deal with obnoxious callers from Canada.

[Calvin Locke]

TV Guide Channel. It was moved to the more expensive digital service on my system, along with Hallmark, CSPAN2, and maybe one other.

[Cheapskate]

I think I know the turd you're talkin about.

I Missed him today though.