[ConservativeStatement]

[bajabaja]

“I am not worthy!”

[mnehring]

Wow, those refried beans pack a punch

[Tijeras_Slim]

"Huma's aunt said they have the best nachos here!"

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Wait, STOP....don’t run away, I’m trying to campaign here!!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“All members of the vast right wing conspiracy please raise your hands like this and walk slowly to the waiting detention center buses!

[ConservativeStatement]

Guilty! Hillary Clinton is ordered to put her hands up and arrested for crimes against humanity.

[Spunky]

Hallelujah! I love those refried beans.

[Army Air Corps]

Don't cry for me America...

[Lucky9teen]

And then bend over everyone.....

[america4vr]

Okay! Okay! He’s had more than enough! Now please place Mr. Starr on the office sofa in the prone position and clean up all the blood! Hurry!

[freekitty]

Praise be to me.

[kevinm13]

“I said up against the car, hands behind your head and drop the pen.” said the State policeman.

[mass55th]

It looks like Hillary has the same blouse on.

[Sacajaweau]

I declare you all legal citizens and eligible to vote.

Now, where's the cemetery?

[exit82]

Not only did she stiff the waitress, she stole her pen!

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Okay, I have done the two handed wave. Now you say I have to kneel down and bang my forehead into the ground five times while mumbling something like, “B. Hussein Obama got nuthing on me!”

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

[steelyourfaith]

[redstates4ever]

"Ulululululululululu!!! Allahu Akhbar!!!"