Posted on 01/14/2008 1:51:30 PM PST by Servant of the Cross
Heard the monologue replay in the 3rd hour...
It was a classic!!
True enough, but it seems that many evangelicals have bought into identity politics that is the Democrat stock in trade, and care less about a man's character or stance on the issues than about his professed religion.
Rush was on FIRE today. A hall-of-fame show. Opening monologue was one of the top 5 ever.
Rush was fantastic today.
But will examine each candidate's stand on social/fiscal conservative standards.
I had to do a double-take to make sure I wasn't looking at a still from that scene in the movie.
Rush’s contribution to the Conservative movement has been immeasurable. He has almost single-handedly kept week-kneed politician’s feet to the fire and proudly advanced Conservatism at a time when many were content to just sit and sulk in the shadows.
Does Huck wipe with one sheet or two? Inquiring minds want to know.
Wow...what media hogs!!!
read later
It seems to me that Huckabee excels in PR for himself (ala the bookcase/cross video)
Peggy Noonan suggested that he is "more James Carville than Jim Nabors" here.
Here is one for the Fredsters:
MR. FRED (Sung to the television theme of Mr. Ed)
Oh, Ill say it with force in my discourse
I never will lie or steal your horse
Yes, Im the guy you must endorse!
I am Mr. Fred!
A vote for me is cer-tain-ly
The choice you should make today
And speaking most con-certed-ly,
Ive just one thing to say:
Oh, I am the boy from Tennessee
My experience past?... An at-tor-ney
Well, at least I played one on TV!
I am Mr. Fred!
A vote for me is certainly
The choice you should make today
And speaking most con-certed-ly,
Ive just one thing to say:
Oh, Ill say it with force in my discourse
I never will lie or steal your horse
Yes, Im the guy you must endorse!
I am Mr. Fred!
Grinnin Spiel - aka: John McCains Theme song
(Sung to Spinning Wheel Blood Sweat n Tears)
My polls go up, my polls come down...
Grinnin spiel gains no ground.
Talkin bout my troubles, yeah, Ill try n spin:
Tired ragin loony theyre callin me again!
I get no money, and so I... I call youre phone...
Grinnin spiel gets flushd down the throne.
Theyre talkin bout my troubles, and youre... youre all concerned:
Tired ragin loony wants a presidential term!
So you find my neglect to resign...
From this race, a terrible sign eh?
Would you mind my selection in time...
Just let me whine to dim your mind...
And snow you... My true colors... theyre unreal.
Hey, Im waiting
just for you...
If not me, will Ron Paul do?
Drop all this double talk, n let me slide...
Bet you Im a phony
Im just goin for the ride!
OK... Here we go, hold on tight:
You all know the old gospel hymn, Michael Row the Boat Ashore, which was sung by freed slaves who rowed long boats from Saint Helena Island to the mainland during the American Civil War. Here is my version, as applied to Mike Huckabee...
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
GETS YOUR HELP TO SPIN HIS TALE, HES A USER,
LETS MAD FELONS OUT OF JAIL, PARDONS TO-OO-YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
HIS STARE IS DEEP AND STARRY EYED, PAL HES COOL, YEAH,
MILKIN DUMMIES FULL OF PRIDE... GLAD HE KNEW-EW-YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
M-S-M IS ALL ABOARD... PAL THEY RULE YA,
M-S-M WILL WIELD THE SWORD WHEN THEY CHOO-OOSE, YEAH.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
WHEN HES CHOSEN THEYLL RING M OUT... IN THE NEWS, YEAH,
HIS MEDIA BUDDIES ALL GONNA SHOUT: HES A LOO-OO-SER!
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
LIBS WILL JUMP WITH JUBILEE... HOW THEY FOOLED YA,
THEN WELL GET OL HILLARY, AND SHELL RU-ULE YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
It seems many people heard what they wanted to hear. I heard all but 20 minutes and thought I might have missed a big announcement.
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