My daughter wore a bracelet like that... when she was 10. Wonder if he's been hanging around the middle school again...
Re “Thanks Hooters for Keeping Bill Clinton off the streets”.
You should have heard what he ordered:
“Two white meat breasts and that cute waitress at Table 9”.
His oriental waitress asked: “Want fries with that?”
Bill replied: “No thanks, I have a fly”.
Bill Clinton - the gift that keeps on giving us opportunities to make bad jokes about him (isn’t that an oxymoron?)