[Cymbaline]

Like I posted here last night, Hillary is going to have to come up with a big ole "Ich bin ein negro" speech....and mach schnell.

Aaaahhh ain't no wayyyysss tirrrrrreeeed!!! Aaaa've come toooooo faaaaaaarrrrrrr!

[PA-RIVER]

Suggested lines for the Hill Rodhog, AKA “The Beast”.

1. “I be married to the first black President.”

2. “You know what they say about black men... yall know Bubba be bigger”

3. “Chelsea gots an afro too”

4. “I be wearin a doo rag and bling when yall be done elect’n me”

5. “Bubba aint be cookin grits when I’s be president, he be diplomattin”